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Some Random Observations About People I Met Recently

November 24, 2009

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1. What a polished, classy person is what I first thought. He smiled and simpered, was almost charismatic. His whole body moved with his facial expressions. I should have known he was a good actor. 2. Getting more than I expected created a cognitive dissonance. The deep psychology Misi did with me has placed her deeper in my heart than ever before. I love it.

Top Ten Quirky Things I Love About My Mom

November 23, 2009

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10. If I write "haha" in a letter, she thinks I'm not being feminine. She prefers that I write "hehe." 9. Asks me a question, then answers it herself.

The Funny In Farting

November 21, 2009

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"There's no such thing as useless information. Only marginally useful information." ~My Roommate & Friend Frank in defending this and other silly research. Why do we fart? Hippocrates said, "Passing gas is necessary to well-being."

How to be a Happy Tree

November 7, 2009

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10. Location, location, location. 9. Don't be a Christmas tree. 8. Believe in the Rain-God. He will then forgive your sins and give you rain. But hopefully not enough to flood. 7. Don't be the Giving Tree...