Nov07
10. Location, location, location.
9. Don’t be a Christmas tree.
8. Believe in the Rain-God. He will then forgive your sins and give you rain. But hopefully not enough to flood. If it floods, it’s your fault. Rain-God is trying to wash away your sins.
7. Don’t be the Giving Tree.
6. Don’t worry about social mobility, or any mobility.
5. Piss and shit are good stuff.
4. Don’t watch Happy Tree Friends
3. Have a tree-hugger
2. Have Silverstein write about The Taking Tree
1. Be painted by Bob Ross
